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Sunday, September 17

Ovi magazine; Sunday September 17th, 2023

The articles, the opinions, the stories, the poems, the thoughts, the reviews, the photos, the paintings and the cartoons Ovi magazine covers for Sunday September 17th, 2023


Trimensional anxiety – VIII by Thanos Kalamidas

We were close to where we were going to meet Britt for lunch, both of us silently walking fast, me the angry one Tommy enjoying the situation.  There was some rain so little was moving around and we were just ready to turn the corner when my eye caught on my left some kind of weird movement. Obviously Tommy felt the same because our turn left was simultaneous.

An obviously male torso stood there, turned towards us with something like a pad stack on its chest that projected a picture. A picture of Britt in a garden of yellow flowers. ‘Stood’ perhaps was not the right word since the torso was somehow hovering nearly a meter above the ground.

And then it vanished just like it appeared; suddenly.

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Informational Intent #poem by Jan Sand

“There are these thoughts
Of genes and memes that posses
Desires of their own,
That inspire, examine to inquire
With an intellect to collect that uses us
And not we of them.”

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Berserk Alert! #108 #cartoon by Tony Zuvela

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Sunday, January 1

Ovi magazine; Sunday January 1st, 2023 – Happy New Year

The articles, the opinions, the stories, the poems and the cartoons Ovi magazine covers for Sunday January 1st, 2023


Long lost past, stupidly ruins future & hope by Thanos Kalamidas

Traditions in the media universe want these days to choose a person, persons or an event that somehow marked the year that just ended. A tradition we followed in the beginning of Ovi’s life and I’m afraid for only very few years.

The main reason we stopped it was … well, the person who was cataclysmic news in January was …no news at all in February and an event that brought in the end of the world in May was just no news on Tuesday. And then the big question, why mark a whole year with an evil person or a tragic event even though it was on the news more than anything else? Just like this year. A year marked by the Ukrainian invasion by Putin and monopolised the covers from all the magazines all around the world – well, minor Russia – including the Europevision song contest.

Let me put it in a different way, if the Ukrainian people should be cover in every magazine in the world what about the Russian people. They weren’t invaded by Putin; they live under Putin for decades. Aren’t they heroes? However and there lays the hypocrisy and the surrealism of the international community, instead of feeling pity for these people, governments enforce sanctions against them and Volodymyr Zelenskyy, the Ukrainian president, demands from the international community to punish them for Putin’s crimes in the spirit of the hitlerian collective responsibility. In the midtime and since that might sound too …hitlerian states all around the world forbid Tchaikovsky’s music!

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Maurice Bejart: Starting off the Year with a Dance by Rene Wadlow

January first is the birth anniversary of Maurice Béjart, a innovative master of modern dance.  In a world where there is both appreciation and fear of the mixing of cultural traditions, Maurice Béjart was always a champion of blending cultural influences.  He was a world citizen of culture and an inspiration to all who work for a universal culture.  His death on 22 November 2007 was a loss, but he serves as a forerunner of what needs to be done so that beauty will overcome the walls of separation.  One of the Béjart’s most impressive dance sequences was Jérusalem, cité de la Paix in which he stressed the need for reconciliation and mutual cultural enrichment.

Béjart followed in the spirit of his father, Gaston Berger (1896-1960), philosopher, administrator of university education, and one of the first to start multi-disciplinary studies of the future.  Gaston Berger was born in Saint-Louis de Sénégal, with a French mother and a Sénégalese father. Sénégal, and especially Leopold Sedar Sengore pointed with pride to Gaston Berger as a “native son” — and the second university after Dakar was built in Saint-Louis and carries the name of Gaston Berger.

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Manish’s Zodiac Signs Predictions for January 2023 #horoscope by Manish Kumar Arora

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Berserk Alert! Happy New Year #cartoon by Tony Zuvela

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Saturday, October 29

Ovi magazine; Saturday October 29th, 2022

The articles, the opinions, the stories, the poems and the cartoons Ovi magazine covers for Saturday October 29th, 2022


Sunak’s plenty of great expectations and nil hope by Thanos Kalamidas

Rishi Sunak; the first person of colour, the first practising Hindu and one of the richest persons in Britain to become the youngest prime minister in modern UK history. These words are a repeated reference in all UK media and most of the world’s news agencies the last few days creating a strange momentum of hope, we have unfortunately seen before.

Without moving far away, crossing oceans or anything like that, wasn’t Margaret Thatcher the first woman to become UK prime minister a few decades before? Wasn’t she the wind of change for women’s equality rights in an era where women’s liberations movement was reaching a peak? Wasn’t she the hope to restore financial stability for the middle class UK and security for the working class in Great Britain?

It took less than a year for everybody, not only in UK but all around the world, to realize that Margaret Thatcher was the worst enemy of women’s equality rights and the strongest provider of unemployment for the working class. The woman made the oppression of the working class and the establishment of the systematic inequality dogma and her legacy in history books.  

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The Burial of the Dead #poem by Dr. Lawrence Nannery

“The cenotes led The Fathers of Us All to it:
at the bottom of the waters there is a cave,
with land one can walk on, and breathe.”

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Berserk Alert! #197 #cartoon by Tony Zuvela

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Friday, June 20

Ovi today

The challenge by Thanos Kalamidas
At this very moment more than forty million people all around the world have become refugees escaping from their homes, which is why we need days such as World Refugee Day.

In Darfur, Minnesota, Another Kind of Siege by Doug McGill
Every once in a while, someone in this tiny speck of a prairie town catches sight of a "Save Darfur!" poster in a magazine or a newspaper, or on the flickering TV at the Darfur Lounge on main street.

How Bizarre! by Asa Butcher
Browsing the news daily we often miss these little bits of news at the bottom of the page. They are often funny, sometimes weird, and they give us a new perspective on life, so here's the first of a new column series: How Bizarre!

Italian report by Euro Reporter
Euro-reporter travels to Italy, surviving tuna fish nets and getting ready for a bite into a pizza with the name ...Berlusconi special!!!

Sunday, May 11

The Ovi magazine today

Number 3000 by Asa Butcher
It took our Ovi team 281 days to move from 1,000 articles to 2,000, so it is with great glee I announce that we have managed to jump from 2,000 to 3,000 in 264 days. Shall I pause for applause? Nah...

Jane of Thought: Mother's Day, yeah baby! by Jane Eagle
Today it's Mother's Day, so come on, go and send flowers, kisses and lots of Hallmark Cards for the amazing creature that brought the amazing you into life and taught you how to walk and speak - she didn't teach you how to dance though, hmmm tough.

9/11's Great What If?! by Leah Sellers
September 11, 2001. The World Trade Center and thousands of lives in and around that national symbol of American/Global wealth, might and power, are destroyed, desecrated by judgmental, hate-filled religious and political fervor from without and within.

How Bizarre! by Thanos Kalamidas
Browsing the news daily we often miss these little bits of news at the bottom of the page. They are often funny, sometimes weird, and they give us a new perspective on life, so here's the first of a new column series: How Bizarre!

Wednesday, April 16

The Ovi magazine today

Disabling the disabled by Asa Butcher

Breaking point was reached this week after another bloody mobility scooter whizzed across my path.

Italy: the North rules again by Newropeans-Magazine
Berlusconi is back at Government, as all foreign media already noticed and underlined, with some not-really-hidden sarcasm about that political figure and the country's destiny: but that's not the point

"Credit" by Jan Sand
"The worst fate of a poet is to be admired without being understood." - Jean Cocteau

How bizarre! by Thanos Kalamidas
Browsing the news daily we often miss these little bits of news at the bottom of the page. They are often funny, sometimes weird, and they give us a new perspective on life, so here's the first of a new column series: How Bizarre!

Sunday, March 9

How Bizarre!

From the online magazine: Ovi magazine

Browsing the news daily we often miss the little bits of news at the bottom of the page. They are often funny, sometimes weird, and they give us a new perspective on life, so here's the next in our new column series: How Bizarre!

A vat of liquid cow manure covering the area of five football fields and 33 feet deep is California's most alternative new energy. On a dairy farm in the Golden State's agricultural heartland, utility PG&E Corp began on Tuesday producing natural gas derived from manure, in what it hopes will be a new way to power homes with renewable, if not entirely clean, energy.

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A certified nurse's assistant has been arrested on suspicion of indecent exposure after "mooning" two co-workers while on the job at the Frasier Meadows Assisted Living Center, according to Boulder police. Two nurses told police that Suzanne Mueffelmann, 42, of Longmont, flashed her buttocks outside the room of a Frasier Meadows resident, according to an arrest report.

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minigunhandll_468x348_400The SwissMiniGun is the size of a key fob but fires tiny 270mph bullets powerful enough to kill at close range. Officially the world's smallest working revolver, the gun is being marketed as a collector's item and measures just 2.16 inches long (5.5cm). It can fire real 4.53 bullets up to a range of 367ft (112m). The stainless steel gun costs £3,000 although the manufacturers also produce extravagant, made-to-order versions made out of 18-carat gold with customised diamond studs which sell for up to £30,000.

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People who do not drink alcohol may finally have a reason to start -- a study published on Friday shows non-drinkers who begin taking the occasional tipple live longer and are less likely to develop heart disease. People who started drinking in middle age were 38 percent less likely to have a heart attack or other serious heart event than abstainers -- even if they were overweight, had diabetes, high blood pressure or other heart risks, Dr. Dana King of the Medical University of South Carolina in Charleston and colleagues found.

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An art display which invited the public to put live goldfish through a food blender did not constitute cruelty to animals, a Danish court has ruled. The goldfish were placed on display swimming in the blenders, and visitors were told they could press the "on" button if they wanted. At least one visitor did, killing two goldfish.

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Police wrangled a gigantic pink bunny from atop an overpass above Interstate-95 in Palm Beach Gardens this morning. "He was a hazard," said a Gardens dispatcher, and apparently causing quite a traffic back up to boot. The fuzzy culprit turned out to be the Buzz Bunny, who is promoting Buzz 103.1 FM's upcoming adult Easter egg hunt.